A Celtic Blessing

May the road rise to meet you,
may the wind be always at your back,
may the sun shine warm upon your face,
may the rains fall soft upon your fields.
Until we meet again,
may God hold you in the hollow of his hand.

Saturday 15 November 2008

All I need to know about life...

I learned from my cat.

  • Life is hard, then you nap
  • Curiousity never killed anything except maybe a few hours
  • When in doubt, cop an attitude
  • Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them
  • Climb your way to the top - that's why the drapes are there
  • Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face
  • Find your place in the nsun - especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm clean laundry
  • Make your mark in the world - or at least spray in each corner
  • When eating out, think nothing of sending your meal back twenty or thirty times
  • If you are not receieving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps
  • Always give generously - a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them "I care."