I learned from my cat.
- Life is hard, then you nap
- Curiousity never killed anything except maybe a few hours
- When in doubt, cop an attitude
- Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them
- Climb your way to the top - that's why the drapes are there
- Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face
- Find your place in the nsun - especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm clean laundry
- Make your mark in the world - or at least spray in each corner
- When eating out, think nothing of sending your meal back twenty or thirty times
- If you are not receieving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps
- Always give generously - a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them "I care."
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Here, here!
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